Garen/Ashe lane combo, both with AD and ArP runes and Doran Blades wait in the bush as soon as the game starts. Enemy Team Nunu walks in to a Decisive Strike and a Volley, followed by a Crit from Ashe and an autoattack from me (Garen) - mind you this was all in about a 1.5 second timeframe. *First Blood*

Nunu: Wow.

Warwick tower dives and fails, getting killed.

Me: Was it worth it?
He responds: Hrhr.

I miss him.

A shaco told me this last night,

"For me a loss is a victory"

A lone twitch that had died maybe four or five times to me as Nasus while laning last week, pops out the bushes behind me while I'm solo pushing a lane, proceeds to nearly kill himself on my thornmail as I turn around and pretty much one shot whats left of his hp.

/all "**** HE'S KILLING ME!!!!! HELP!!"


Lost that game regardless, but it was **** funny at the time.

(Kog'Maw): yo, you guys like my kogmaw skin?
(Pantheon) : you're pretty
(Amumu) : i want you inside of me
(Mordekaiser): SI
(Pantheon) : all 30 inches
(Amumu) : i want to throat your nutsack

Start a nice little comeback with my Garen and flash/Ult a Teemo who flashed over a wall.

Teemo: "Wow...now I know what it's like to get tea-bagged by God"

After a fight in middle, my team gets killed, 3 enemies left in mid with low hp, trying to retreat.
Our Lux runs in, gets a triple kill.

In all chat, "MOM, CLEAN UP!"

An enemy has been Swain.