happens to me all the time... -_-

i ended up being able to spam lux's ult at the end of an match and everytime i used this line, TASTE THE RAINBOWWWW =D

afk, need to shave dogs eyebrows

One of my teammates on top lane had to lane against a Maokai, and about 2 minutes after minions arrive and the fighting begins, suddenly in all chat:

"****it Maokai, attempt to abort your fetuses elsewhere!"

I laughed so hard.

Playing as Orianna:

You get kills:

"Looks like you dropped the BALL there!"
"How does it feel to get kicked in the BALLS?"
"When I'm done with you, you're going to BALL your eyes out" (intentional miss spelling)
"I've got BALLS of steel!"

If you get killed after pissing them off with above quotes:

"Looks like the BALL is in your court now!"

Good times will be had by all.

As Nocturne, I had just ulted into a retreating team and killed someone off. He immediately types:
"REAL EASY WHEN YOU ULT ACROSS THE GOD**** MAP!!"

He was Karthus. My whole team stopped for a good minute while we all died of laughter.

*team mate gets killed by Morgana mid*
"I HATE YOU YOU STUPID SPACE HOOKER."
Another, I was going to get blue in our jungle only to be jumped by 4 of them
/all "GUYS. I FOUND THEM."

22 minutes into the game

"Brb moving laptop from bathroom to my room"

best one liner i ever heard was a twisted fate that kept running and dying, we asked what he was doing and he told us "Its okay, Im on my go"