Cottontail Teemo escapes a 4v1.

"I think I just laid an egg."

Our Graves came back from using the washroom and said:

"Sorry it took a while; it came out like Buckshot."

"Hey twitch, where did you learn to to damage? A pillow factory?"

Just had a "team line" today from the other team.

There was a Karth on our team doing absolutely terrible in mid, was 3 levels behind everyone in game, no kills, and barely any cs. Well the idiot ults as soon as he gets level 6 and no one is even close to dying on the enemy team and this happens in /all chat.

Guy 1: Brb gotta go shut my window, it's getting drafty in here.
Guy 2: Nah you're good, that was just a Karth ult.
Guy 1: Are you sure because it feels like i'm being hugged by a cloud.

Couldn't contain myself after that. The bottom lane basically backed off from each other simultaneously due to laughter and 4 champions standing there to type in /all about how funny that was.

Xin Zhao: "You just got... knocked up."

That's why come he left

Xin: draws 1st blood
Xin:dnt worry annie it always hurt your 1st time

ashe: rengar i need to oneclick u know that right

me thinking no **** its pretty obvious that im not killing all the mininos i only got 2 cs and ur ragin

then theres garen at top who didnt call mia
i swear hes retarded

I tagged the enemy Sion as Lulu with Help Pix. He manages to escape a few seconds later and is standing behind the nexus, safe from our team's reach. (Not the fountain, because it was PG)

Pix then glitterlance'd him for a kill.

"You have a traitor on your shoulder!"

An enemy foreigner beginning of the game (Playing Shen).
I do not to get to play this champ very much is to banned.