Game finally loads with the enemy Blitzcrank taking forever to load at 999 ping.

"I see Blitz is playing on his Nokia Phone on the moon."

"Ponys OP, they can carry you ingame and IRL"
someone wrote this after I carried the game as Hecarim.

Playing as Pulsefire Ez:

"Anyone need a map? Siri keeps taking me to gay bars.. "

I got commendations from the enemy team all the way around at the end.

"I'm XXXX elo, don't worry."

Played Alistar Support. Typed moo every time I got an assist or kill. By end of match, my entire team was typing moo for every kill. First words to be typed by my team after victory screen: mooooo

"Guys just follow me and do nothing else ill carry this easy" - Super super fed Morde
I followed him and did nothing else.
We lost.

If you can't milk those, then you've messed with a bull.

me playing corki, i just killed their adc and support, then orianna comes in and kills me just as my valkerie comes up

and i say: "if you didnt come so fast i would have been able to get out in time"

and the orianna responds " i swear you aren't talking about LoL"

then i realized exactly what i said and started laughing