I was looking at my bank statements while trying to decide a name.

Used it since the days of TEN and Kali.
Often confused for strictly a biblical term, it's simply a Will or a statement made before one dies.

Most people nowadays think i got it from Guilty Gear.

I'll be honest I was a sucker for kingdom hearts. Although this is the first time I've ever used Axel as my name in any game. Generally I use Zeraphi which is a word I twisted if you guess the word correctly you get a cookie c:

I played a shaman named Bombshock on WoW for a while. Since every name I tried was taken, when I tried Bombshock and it didn't work I decided to just put "The" in front of it. Thus, TheBombshock!

Makes me feel important!

In 11th grade cheerleader coach Ms. Jones grabbed my ***** in front of the class while she was searching for the door knob behind her. She blindly latched onto my Rod of Ages and my buddy yelled out SHE GRABBED THE ROB KNOB. sidenote: teacher was banged

my daughter's name

I love a nice pair of trousers, they make my ass look truly glorious.

...because Garbageman was taken....

cuz i like to virtually kill people for fun. but to make it insulting i say i kill you for fun =)

I like Basketball