Gnar, the Missing Link, available now

By sixtwo

Armed with boomerang and boulder, and with his temper teetering on the brink, Gnar has made his way to the Rift.

Dino Gnar

“I wanna be the DINOSAUR!” The little blond boy skipped from class into the playground, picking up a small toy car before driving it up and down his forearm. Gnar hopped out seconds later, dressed in his bright dino onesie and grinning at the prospect of playtime. After making his way into the center of the playground, he tossed his trusty boomerang through the clear blue skies.

“No I wanna be the dinosaur! You be the ROBOT,” exclaimed a second child, a young girl covered in mud from an earlier trip through the nearby woods. The blond boy stamped his feet in consternation.

“NO! I wanna be the dinosaur,” he shouted, “you be the SAMURAI!” He ran ahead as Gnar’s boomerang arced back towards its owner. The prehistoric boy stood looking on, his tiny arms outstretched towards the incoming toy... only to watch the blond boy catch it. He turned to his friend, still grinning wildly as he held Gnar’s boomerang aloft.

“Oh! That reminds me! Why did the samurai never get locked out of his h...”

“RRAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!”

The children stared on in horror as Mega Gnar tore through the skies, landing by the playground’s plastic playhouse. With a mighty roar, he tore the house from its bolts, slamming it into the nearby wall before launching it whole towards the fleeing blond boy. Through the screaming chaos, the young girl vacantly stared on, her eyes fixed on the terrifying colossus before her.

“...Okay. Gnar can be the dinosaur. Beep boop...”

Kite and fight your way through the enemy team as Gnar and his Dino Gnar skin for 1462 RP (normally 1950 RP) until the end of the weekend.

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