Summoners, the race begins! Champions the world over have assembled in our frozen domain to compete in the Freljordarod, a thousand-mile journey across the harshest regions of Runeterra. I'm Darkrider Sejuani, and I intend to win.
When Patch 3.7 arrives in May, we’ll be rounding up inactive accounts to make those summoner names available to players. To make it easier for you to pick up a new summoner name, we’re also putting name changes on sale for 50% off.
Mortality is weakness; curse this form and this hunger that drives us into the field to seek sustenance. We cannot see above the stalks of grain nor discern what lies within the rows of growing wheat. Then again, the pang of starvation fuels our true vision.
Corporate Mundo checked email and have many new resumes to read for positions at Mundo Corp. Mundo have to keep opening new job positions because peons keep dying or die trying to quit. CORPORATE MUNDO HATE QUITTERS WORSE THAN LAZY PEONS. Ironically, punishment is same. Help Mundo go through prospective candidates and you get discounts.
This sand is always getting in my bombs – the desert is no fun at all! I'm Shurima Desert Zilean, and I spend my free time elsewhere… in time. It's always good to reach into the past and futures of my foes to find their weakness. Embarrassing stories from their youth are a nice touch.
The stone figure spoke harshly, "When I say no, I mean no. You could have been hurt." Muay Thai Lee Sin was indignant. He knew the gargoyle was just doing his duty and ensuring the safety of champions off-the-clock, but he couldn't turn his shins to iron if he couldn't kick all of the things.
From the summit of Mount Targon, the petty squabbles of Valoran’s fiercest warriors are just that – petty squabbles. I am Iron Solari Leona and, at times, champions request my aid to adjudicate their disputes. Apparently many find my conflict resolution skills positively… stunning.