Captured subject suspends itself in mid-air with no wings or jet propulsion to speak of. Point lasers and other Void armaments show Battlecast potential. Subject demonstrates high levels of intelligence, but will be bent to my will.
The Void is preparing to spill forth its latest monstrosity: Vel’Koz. A terrifying being created for the sole purpose of learning, Vel’Koz absorbs knowledge and accrues understanding through a multitude of tests and scans. Unfortunately, those very tests, while extremely productive for Vel’Koz, have a tendency to utterly destroy his subjects.
Calling for more LoLz! We’ve been laughing and lauding, giggling and guffawing over all the comic cleverness submitted so far, but you’ve raised some great questions and we’re updating the contest based on your feedback!