Well, summoners, the saga has finally come to a close. Today, May 3rd 2010, the Culver City Police Department made an arrest in connection with the Riot Cafe Dine-and-Dash Caper. Following their rigorous and thorough investigation, the material witness in the case was called in to pick the perpetrator out of a lineup. We have included an audio recording of the ensuing interrogation for those who have been following the events of that fateful evening.