Mundo sad. His “Ganking as Tool for Economic Prosperity” presentation go badly when board start giggling every time Mundo say “tool.” Then pretty woman in parking lot not give Mundo her number, even when valet pull up with new his fancy new SUV. It now clear that Mundo need new car that impress all pretty ladies. But hard top convertible option even more money than custom paint job.
You know what would cheer Mundo up? Mundo raise cash for car fund from money bags like you! So he throw new sale, give you skins and champions for cheap. You buy, you fill up Mundo’s bank account. Then happy days here again.
- Renekton full of rage and love rampant slaughter. Mundo like his attitude, but budget cuts mean he can’t keep him. Buy him for 487 RP.
- Akali been smoking in office, but every time Mundo send management to stop her she disappears. Send her smoking area for only 487 RP.
- Twisted Fate show Mundo neat game with three cards. Mundo just have to find queen. Twisted Fate take all Mundo’s money, so now Mundo sell Twisted Fate! 292 RP and you can have him.
- Mundo R&D say that Gothic Orianna supposed to be ”state of art” technology. But all Mundo ever see her do is write sad poems. She bring Mundo down, so you buy for 487 RP.
- Arctic Warfare Caitlyn spend too much time on eastern front. Now she talk about “people’s revolution” and “glorious proletariat.” That not good for Mundo’s bottom line! You buy her for 487 RP.
- Mercenary Katarina show no appreciation for corporate culture. She just want money. Wait, Mundo want money too! Doesn’t that… no… it… okay, Mundo confused. You just buy her for 260 RP, make Mundo’s head stop hurting.
Sale run from June 12 until June 15. Then Mundo need cash for down payment at Piltover Customs. Let’s see ladies laugh at that!
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