Mundo back from corporate retreat. Good weekend of team bonding, but now office won’t stop spinning. Send assistant manager out for aspirin, he bring back wrong brand. Now he must purchase right brand from twelve different places, so he never make same mistake again. MUNDO WANT RECEIPTS!!!
Ohhhh… head hurts. Mundo start new sale, get more money for aspirin. Board meetings much less painful that way. Look at new skins and champions on sale.
- Olaf make Mundo look foolish on corporate retreat: not catch Mundo during trust-building exercise. Now Mundo wreak bloody horrible revenge by selling him to public. Only 487 RP.
- Veigar sneak onto corporate retreat as cabana boy, then chase girls in bikinis around pool all weekend. Then get raise. Stupid Veigar. He on sale for only 292 RP.
- Karthus, AKA “Captain Bringdown,” not go on retreat. Stay in office, balance books. Make Mundo sad. Buy him for 487 RP.
- Pentakill Karthus actually use work time to form rock band, sign giant deal with record company. He no give Mundo backstage passes, so Mundo report him to HR. Buy him for 487 RP.
- Bilgerat Rumble use modified boat to make maximum profit. Mundo must get rid of him; he make Mundo look bad. 260 RP to pick him up.
- Earthrune Skarner engineer new office construction project. Boardroom now resemble demilitarized zone and parking lot full of scorched pits. Buy him for 487 RP.
Sale start on May 18 and last through May 21. Then Mundo’s head feel better and he start planning next corporate retreat. You buy now!
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