Corporate Mundo not happy. He need to print important paper – with big picture of funny cats – and printer not work. Mundo try to fix, but cleaver incompatible with printer interface, and now it making annoying buzzing noise. Also sparks. Plus no important paper, even though Mundo keep pounding. Workplace morale suffer without paper. Chaos ensue. YOU GIVE MUNDO FUNNY CATS NOW, PRINTER!!!
After secretary look at printer, she say we need "real repairman." Mundo king of jury-rigging, but even he can't fix. So it time for more quick cash. That mean skins and champions sale! You buy for us, and we pay repairman to make funny cats come out of printer. We need now cash bags, so buy!
Sale go from June 26 until June 29. If funny cats not in Mundo's office by then, staff collapse in despair and it no longer Mundo's problem.