Mundo king of online romance! He post great page on OKQueuepid, telling women what great catch Mundo is. Women disagree. Strongly. They send Mundo messages like “You frighten my child” and “I’ve got mace” and “Not if you were the last Mundo on Valoran.” Mundo is the last Mundo on Valoran! Why they hurt Mundo?!
Mundo stew on problem and decide that competition is too fierce. So he plan new skins and champions sale to cut down on competition: gather up all champions with OKQueuepid accounts, then sell them to you cheap. With them gone, women come flocking to Mundo, even if he smell like laboratory fire! Buy these champions, cash bags, and leave online dating wide open for Mundo!
Mundo run sale from June 15 until June 18. Hurry, cash bags. Mundo hate competition and empty mailbox sending him to unhappy place. Unhappy place stinks.