Corporate Mundo keeping busy, cash monkeys! He open email attachment in junk folder promising pictures of naked girls. Computer stop working after that. IT tell Mundo that it “infected with virus” and all files corrupted. Mundo then pound on laptop with cleaver to make work; IT tell Mundo he turned laptop into “10-pound paperweight.” Mundo gave laptop new job that better match its abilities! Mundo made of win!
To celebrate, Mundo bring new sale for you. Buy skins and champions, and give Mundo money to continue “Computer Retasking/Cleaver Whacking” program at work. Soon, all computers do their job or get downsized to paperweight department!
- Viktor look like he really good at smashing computers. He redundant. Mundo let you have him for 487 RP.
- Skarner shoot crystal energy, fry computers’ motherboard. Mundo love his mother, and her board, so he get rid of Skarner. 487 RP and he yours.
- Sion survive his own beheading, have axe bigger than Mundo’s. Mundo get rid of competition by selling him to you for 292 RP.
- Temple Jax at one with the universe. Universe include computers, so he must be downsized with them. You buy for 487 RP.
- Pentakill Sona seem to know more about computers than Mundo. She call Mundo’s expertise into question. Mundo fire her and her hippie musician friends. For 487 RP, he give her to you!
- Marble Malphite already giant paperweight, so Mundo no need him for new program. You pick him up for 260 RP.
Sale start June 5 and run until June 8. Buy lots! Mundo no want competition for paperweight making!
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