Champion & Skin Sale: LCS Party Posted by Dr Mundo on Mon, 2013-02-25 06:55
Corporate Mundo notice internet usage spike at Mundo corporate headquarters during League of Legends Championship Series. Mundo have confession – Mundo love watching LCS with frien… erm, peons. Out of kindness of heart, Mundo throw game-watching party for peons. Will take funds out of paychecks to pay for party. DON’T TELL OR YOU NOT INVITED.
- Olaf bring lots of beer to party even though Mundo provide snacks. Good party-goer example. MUNDO LOVE OLAF. That might be beer talking. 395 RP
- We moved Rengar’s litter box outside of TV room since it smell like Lizard Elder poop. Why can’t kitty learn to use toilet like rest of champions? 487 RP
- Lee Sin get excited watching Froggen and accidentally kick table over. Snacks go everywhere! CAN’T HE SEE MESS HE MAKE? 440 RP
Champion & Skin Sale: Arcane Asylum Posted by Shaco on Thu, 2013-02-21 07:01
- Behind you! Heehahaha! Watch out, summoners! It seems someone forgot to properly secure the asylum, and all kinds of crazy kids have been spotted running amok! Maybe I am Mad Hatter Shaco, or maybe you’re hallucinating. You’ll have to come close to find out. 487 RP
- It was all Mad Scientist Singed’s idea, you know. That crazy old bean had mapped and timed the guard’s route to a tee. He flung the poor old dear against our cell door, and with a quick twist, had unlocked and initiated our escape. 487 RP
- We danced and cavorted our way through grey halls and clawing hands, but then - DISASTER - a blast door! During our attempt to find an alternative escape, we found Mad Scientist Ziggs chewing through his padded cell. Three may be a crowd, but the claustrophobia was a brief irritant before our little yordle chum was able to shred the blockade to ribbons. 487 RP
Champion & Skin Sale: Thievery! Posted by Lux on Mon, 2013-02-18 06:01
- Summoners! Hi! It’s me, Spellthief Lux! Shhhhhhh… I don’t think they’ve heard me. I’m poised to steal a powerful magical artifact from an ancient vault that could increase the power of my Final Spark tenfold, and I can’t pass up this chance to fire bigger lasers. I’m sure whoever owns it won’t miss it. 487 RP
- Scarlet Hammer Poppy’s been deputized to guard the vault’s entrance, but I know her weakness: all yordles love cupcakes. Good thing I stopped by Sinful Succulence before heading out. 487 RP
- Extra security has been added since I last scoped out this place. Charred Maokai and his saplings are totally patrolling the grounds, but a clinch Light Binding or two should stop them in their tracks. 487 RP
Champion & Skin Sale: Sober Sale Posted by Yorick on Thu, 2013-02-14 12:29
Yorick
Pentakillers!I’m afraid we’ve got some bad news. Our lawyers just informed us that Karthus has received a drunken disorderly following our last 18 concerts, which is news to us because we just found out that’s an actual crime. Unfortunately, this Demacian judge is a real hardass, and the only plea deal he’s offering requires us to assign Karthus a “sober companion” to keep him from relapsing. We tried to explain that anybody who gets between Karthus and the keg usually winds up dead, but he keeps insisting. Besides, sending Karthus to jail would mean canceling the tour, and we’re already in the hole since Olaf burned down that hotel in Piltover because the concierge insulted his hat.
I guess we’ll have to interview some candidates. But first pass me that bottle of Jarvan Walker. I haven’t had breakfast yet, and there’s no way I can make a decision like this on an empty stomach.
Champion & Skin Sale: A Fearsome Fighting Team Posted by Rammus on Mon, 2013-02-11 16:31
Deep in the wilderness, secret ninja academies train the protectors of the future. Some become infamous death-dealers like Monster Destroyer or Super Killer, others are less celebrated though no less feared. Some of the splinter groups rise from the shadows in the amber hue of the blood moon, and others roll out, garbed in the armor of midnight. Believe it.
When they meet, by sacred vow and secret code, they are bound to fight.
Purchase Gifts for your Friends this Lunar Revel Posted by Hippalus on Fri, 2013-02-08 16:30
They say that receiving gifts keeps you young, so we’re reopening the gifting center to celebrate the Lunar Revel. Help those special summoners in your life stay youthful by buying them champions, skins or RP as a gift.
Champion & Skin Sale: More Legitimate Business Posted by Twitch on Thu, 2013-02-07 15:49
Oooooooh, you won’t believe the mess that I gotta clean up, friends. Looks like you’re on my list of folks I get to lean on when I needs a favor. Gangster Twitch here, see, and I got lotsa bones to pick with lotsa champions. You’re up for helpin’ me out, right? This here tommy gun sure thinks so…
Champion & Skin Sale: Penta Agent Posted by Miss Fortune on Mon, 2013-02-04 07:33
- It has finally happened, summoners. Secret Agent Miss Fortune here, reporting that we have finally reached the ultimate in treachery. We have discovered a penta agent in our midst. This tale of multi-perfidy has more layers than Gragas’ gut. Maybe you can help me unravel this mess? 487 RP
- At first I thought Muse Sona was the one behind this deception, but she refused to say a word during even my most persuasive of… “chats”. If she knew anything, she’d have spilled the beans by now. 487 RP
- Then we brought in Runeborn Xerath. The maniac laughed in our faces as we broke him apart time after time after time. Maybe he’s the one, but then why would an ascended arcane being with infinite power at his fingertips engage in espionage? 487 RP
Champion & Skin Sale: Less-than-Epic Adventure Posted by Amumu on Thu, 2013-01-31 17:00
- Friends! (No? Aww…) I’m Little Knight Amumu, and I've returned from a… less-than-epic adventure. 487 RP
- Freljord's royalty reported that one of the Institute of War's recently-discovered artifacts, Mikael’s Crucible, had been stolen! The thief was identified as Exiled Morgana. 487 RP
- Queen Ashe's magical Hawkshot guided my first steps into the Freljord tundra, but exploded a few seconds after I left the castle. I swear it wasn't my fault! 487 RP
Champion & Skin Sale: Common Criminals Posted by Caitlyn on Mon, 2013-01-28 08:52
Officer Caitlyn places her lukewarm coffee down on a sagging, stained desk, and with a heavy sigh, flips the switch next to the room's one-way mirror. Tired lights in the next room flicker into life, revealing five ragtag, lowlife punks. She leans forward and presses the intercom button.